A follow-up on the issue
Following discussions with my very worldly-soon-to-be-married-thirty-year-old-big-sister I have decided that the case is not worth a police report.
In any case I have remained safe and well, with no bodily harm inflicted upon my person (except through my own actions; my right big toe was bleeding profusely from a high-speed collision with the wooden stairs at home). And as I’ll be heading for my spiritual home tomorrow, do stay tuned for updates on the life of a poor man visiting home while a prisoner in a moving gilded cage (not unlike the Emperor during the Edo period at the gosho in Kyoto).
Here’s to all folks who are *working* for the JLPT: 頑張れ！