Guide to Spending a Holiday Dateless
Being a most unfortunate fellow who is most unloved by the people who matter most (smart, cute/hot, nice and mature high school girls) I didn’t have a date for the day. (WHAT’S THIS THING ABOUT A CLASS GATHERING? WHY WASN’T I INFORMED? HRMPH.)
Being a sad, dateless bachelor… I was forced to devise a strategy for spending the day!
So, ten things a sad dateless individual can do on a holiday when what you really want to do is to ask that hottie in class/fencing/the same timeslot at your place of volunteer work are…
1. Watch anime - you can go agonizing about how cute/hot/cool/sexy that particular character is (or just the voice will do)
2. Listen to sexy songs - go all ecstatic and practically orgasmic. Be sure to turn up the volume.
3. Eat chewing gum - time how long it takes to make it go completely tasteless. Repeat experiment 10 times and plot results on a graph.
4. Practice the third/fourth/fifth, etc. language you’re learning - trust me, muttering ‘En garde, pret, allez! all day gets your mind off things.
5. Read the Psalms - see how much you can remember of it, and recite it at school to immense interest by Guan Xinyu (and no one else)
6. Read about Chinese history on Wikipedia - just so you can have an educated discussion about Shan Hai Jing with Guan Xinyu
7. Go ‘wow’ all day over a physics textbook - hey equations can be sexier than people! And much more rewarding to do… xD
8. Lament about why the world obeys the laws of physics - wouldn’t it be nice to hop over to Paris for a quick shopping trip and back without that nasty plane ride?
9. Cook and experiment with noodles - try ramen seasoning with zaru soba. It’s not too bad. I can vouch for that.
10. Lie in bed and fantasize - content’s up to you. Just don’t tell me about the paraphilias you indulged in your imagination. 
No prizes for guessing what I did!
May 2nd, 2007 at 10:51 pm
i have this extremely weird feeling that you did all ten of them.
and yes, fencing girls tend to be hot.
OH WHY did i not have the foresight and vision to join fencing?
May 6th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Bor Ray: I didn’t do all ten. ^^
As for your second point… I REGRET TOO!!! (not that archery isn’t fulfilling, but you know…)
OH THE WOE!!!