Something School-related for a change!
Here’s something I found when I was desperately trying to delete stuff to clear space for more
Some Quotes of 2006
By Khoo Seng Teck
“Demolition works are well under way at the canteen and the hall.”
- KOH CHIN NGUANG on the state of the old hall and canteen on the first day of school in 2006. Students turn around to see that only a few roof tiles have been taken off the canteen, while the PE office and hall were virtually left intact.
“Tsunami!”
- TEO KAH HOU on the state of demolition of the old hall and canteen prior to first day of school.
“You may not know when construction works are happening over your head.”
“Heaven is under construction.”
- KHOO SENG TECK commenting on the remark made by EDWARD NG on the construction works happening in the school.
“Where are the 2004 and 2005 ones?”
“Because the HQ is slow and inefficient we have not received them yet.”
- TEO SHU LI in response to a query by a Secondary 1 student about the missing Unit Overall Proficiency Award for 2004 and 2005 plaques during Raffles Trail.
“I sat with Royce for one semester.”
“I heard sex.”
- LYE JING WEN JEROME on mishearing the word ‘sat’ mentioned by classmate LIM KIAN PENG.
“Birds of the same feather flock together.”
- CHIOH YAN HUAY scolding class 4G for not doing homework.
“Eh Ari it is RE now.”
- RAYMOND FONG telling student ARI BUDIMAN of the next period. Somehow the latter’s name rhymes (and puns) with RE.
“Shall I adjust the brightness?”
- YUEN KAH MUN during the screening of Hotel Rwanda for Social Studies.
“Philosophy cannot prove anything.”
- LESTER LIM WEI during his History lesson, to tumultuous applause of the class.
“Today I shall be speaking in defence of my bad pro-noun-ciation.”
- CHAN WEI JIE introducing his oral speech during English lesson.